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A Shitty Surprise A few weeks ago *Dan* a co-worker of my dad's. Had given him a garbage bag of clothing. (My dad is the type of guy who will take anything.). " Can you come in here , I think Mimi peed on my bed... I went to his room and examined the bed and there was no sign of her "relieving herself" but there was a weird smell in there. Flash forward to today. After our dinner , Me and my mom are chilling in the living room, watching Dance Moms. Then I hear my dad upstairs cleaning his room . Then all of a sudden I hear a gagging noise " OH MY GOD THIS FUCKING GUY " I thought maybe he found my brothers stash. But all of a sudden he rushed downstairs and out the door. "....." My dad then walks into the house with one tear coming from his one eye right eye. " THAT FUCKING GUY GIVES ME A BAG WITH CLOTHES AND DOG SHIT IN IT!!""THAT MADE ME VOMIT!!" ...oh fuck looool! While my dad was sorting through the bag of clothes for his trip abroad, he found the bag of Dan's dog's shit at the bottom. Since he got the bag of "clothes" two weeks ago ...the "surprise " was also there for two weeks.The look on his face was priceless, he thought the whole time that my cat had pissed on his bed. But in reality it was that shitty surprise. **this person name has been changed,he worked with my dad.