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Here's your hilarious joke:

The Hungry Rabbit A rabbit comes into a 7-11, jumps up on the counter, and says; *do you have carrots here?* *No*, says the clerk. *Oh pleasepleaseplease are you sure you don't have carrots here?* I already told you. We do not have carrots here. *Can you go check in the back if you have carrots theeeere?* Listen, rabbit. We.Have.No.Carrots.Here. *Are you suuuure you have no carrots here?* I **Told** you: we have NO CARROTS. Now leave me alone or i'll smash out your big front teeth and you'll never chew another carrot again. Get lost! *How about under the counter? Check under the counter? Carrots under the counter? Carrots theeree?* <SMASH>: the clerk hits the rabbit, and its big, shiny front teeth takes flight. *Owowow*, says the rabbit. Then: *How about carrot juice? Do you have carrot juice here? Carrot juice?!* **Yes!** we actually **Do** have carrot juice, why didn't you ask for that right away? *..,You **have** carrot juice?* **YES!** *Really? God, that's gross.*