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One day a gay dies and finds himself in hell As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil. Satan: Why so glum? Gay: What do you think? I'm in hell! Satan: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. Are you a drinking man? Gay: Sure, I love to drink. Satan: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab and colas. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more! And we don't worry about getting a hangover because you're dead anyway. Gay: Gee, that sounds great! Satan: You a smoker? Gay: You better believe it! Satan: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer no biggie, you're already dead, remember? Gay: Wow... that's awesome! Satan: I bet you like to gamble. Gay: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do. Satan: Well on Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots. If you go bankrupt... you're dead anyhow. Do you do drugs?? Gay: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean... Satan: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares. Gay: WOW! I never realized Hell was such a cool place! Satan: You straight? Gay: No... Satan: Ooooh You're gonna hate Fridays.