Here's your hilarious joke:

A rich man decides to visit Europe After a few weeks, he received a message from his butler simply saying, "Your dog is dead." Upon his return, the rich man began to scold the butler for how poorly he had handled the situation. "How should I have handled it sir?" The butler asked. "Well, you could have started with, your dog is on the roof. Then you could have sent another that said, your dog has fallen off the roof and is grievously wounded. Finally, you could have sent another that said, your dog has moved on to his eternal reward." A few years later, the man traveled to Asia. After a few weeks he received a letter from his butler saying, "Your mother is on the roof."

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