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Here's your hilarious joke:

A man with a wooden eye... didn't like to go out much since people would tend to make fun of him due to his appearance. So he's sitting at home drinking a beer, when his friend shows up and says, "Hey man there's a barn dance down the way, why don't you come out with me." "Nah, I don't wanna go, they'll make fun of me for my wooden eye," the man responds. "Nonsense," says his friend "Come on, it'll be dark, everyone will be drunk, no one will notice your eye." So the man agrees to go to the dance. After sitting and drinking a couple more beers at the mans friend comes over and says, "Hey, see that big girl over there sitting by herself, no one has asked her to dance all night. Why don't you go ask her?" The man, having had a few drinks decides, what the hell. So he musters up his courage and approaches the larger lady, "Would you like to dance?" "Would I, would I?!" Responds the lady. "Fat ass, fat ass!" Yells the man. Edited for clarity