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Here's your hilarious joke:

Russians are going to war with germans So russia declares war to germany... they plan out an attack... the soldiers start getting ready the day before.... and get thinking "Most of us will probably die tomorrow... we should get drunk". And so they do... they get completely wasted, sell all their tanks for more vodka, sell their guns, grenades EVERYTHING..... wake up the next morning hungover as fuck... but you still gotta go to war... and so they go out with no weapons... walking through a forest one of them gets the idea "Hey lets grab some sticks and at least pretend they're real guns"... Well what have they got to lose - they do it. A few minutes later they see a german in a tree... one of the soldiers points the stick and goes "BAM BAM"... waits a second and goes "Fall to the ground, I shot you"... the german looks at him, also hungover as fuck "Fuck you I'm in a tank"