Here's your hilarious joke:

A priest and a nun are in a desert... (NSFW) A priest and a nun are in a desert with their dead camel, no water, food or any chance of survival. The priest turns to the nun, and says "I've never seen breasts before, can I see yours before we perish?" The nun says yes, and takes off her top and bra. The nun then says "I've never seen a penis before, can I see yours?" The priest says yes as well, takes off his pants and boxers, then says "You know, if I stick this in something, it creates life." The nun says in return "Then stick in the camel, and let's get out if here!"

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