Here's your hilarious joke:

So the Pope is on the way to his coronation... ...and the cardinals are preparing for his arrival. One of the cardinals visits a local fisherman and says "I need to catch a fish to serve the new pope tonight". The fisherman takes him out on his boat and they catch a massive fish. The fisherman yells "that is a huge son of a bitch!" To which the cardinal replies "I am a man of the cloth! You shouldn't talk to me like that!" "No, you don't understand! The name of this kind of fish is "son of a bitch"!" The cardinal and the fisherman have a good laugh and bring the fish back ashore, and the cardinal proceeds to take it back to the Vatican. When the cardinal arrives at the Vatican, he greets one of the female kitchen workers and says, "look at this huge son of a bitch I caught!" To which the kitchen worker replies, "sir! I am a lady and you shouldn't speak to me like that!" The cardinal replies, "You don't understand! That is the name of the fish!" "Well then, I will clean this son of a bitch and give it to the cook!" Says the kitchen worker. The kitchen worker brings the fish to the cook after cleaning it and says "this fish is called a son of a bitch, would you cook it for the pope?" To which the cook replies "certainly!" Soon, the cook comes out of the kitchen with the cooked fish and serves it to the cardinal and the pope. "My goodness! I am from Argentina and I have never seen a fish this big!" "Papa, I caught that son of a bitch!" the cardinal says. "Papa, I cleaned that son of a bitch!" says the kitchen worker. "Papa, I cooked that son of a bitch!" The cook says. The pope leans back to relax with his hands resting behind his head and says, "I like you motherfuckers already!"

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