Here's your hilarious joke:

I recently found out I was God... A few days ago, when I was alone one night, I decided to kneel down at the end of my bed and pray to God. I wanted to get a few things off my chest. I started talking about my problems, my hopes, my dreams and life in general. And then it suddenly occurred to me that I was talking to myself. From then on, I realised I was God.

"Donella Emily" Permalink