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The bellringer for the local church died... And the priest sent out a notice for a job opening. 3 men applied for the job. One with no arms, one with no legs, and one with no arms or legs. So the man with no arms got the first interview. He meets the priest in the bell tower, and the priest says "How are you planning to ring the bell?! You have no arms!" And the man says "like this!" And he jumps up and kicks the bell, and the priest said "ok, well I'll give you a call if you get the job" and the man went about his day. So the second man, the man with no legs, somehow manages to get up the stairs of the bell tower and meets with the priest. The priest says "so how do you plan on ringing the bell?! You have no legs!" And the man says "like this! And hops up and swings on the rope to ring the bells. The priest says " alright then. I'll call you if you get the job." And the man goes about his day. So the third man, the man with no arms or legs by some miracle is able to get up the stairs. The priest, amazed by the man being able to even get up the stairs, says "so, tell me. How on God's good earth are you going to ring this bell?" And the man says "like this!" Hops up and smashes his head against the bell, wobbles back, and falls off the tower, hitting the ground with a loud thud. The priest rushes down the stairs, and the townspeople are gathered around his body, and they ask the priest "did you know this man?" And the priest says "no, but his face rings a bell"
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