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A brick Bernie Bernstein is in the urinal standing next to a very large black man. Looking over, Bernie is astonished and very jealous to notice the huge size of his neighbor’s equipment. ”Excuse me, mister,” he says, ”but could you tell me how you managed to get such a magnificent member?” ”Simple, man,” says the black guy. ”When I was a boy, my mamma tied a brick to it and for a whole month I walked around like that.” Bernie runs home and tells Sara, his wife. ”Sara,” he shouts, ”cancel all visits and engagements. I’m not even going to work. I’m going to get myself a wonderful big prick!” So Bernie ties a brick to his prick and does not go out of the house for a month. Eventually, Sara says, ”So, let us take a look and see how it is growing.” So Bernie opens his pants, takes a good look and says, ”Well, we are halfway there, it has turned black already!”