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Guy on a bus So a guy gets on a bus, sees a very attractive woman sitting towards the back and goes over to sit next to her. He sits down, says hello and tries to make small talk, but she just keeps disregarding him and telling him off. So the guy gives up and goes to sit in the front of the bus near the bus driver. The middle aged, male bus driver says "Hey I saw what just happened. Don't beat yourself up over it, she takes this bus everyday, this happens to every guy who tries to talk to her. The guy says "I wonder why?" The bus driver responds "Well, I know for a fact that she's super religious so that might have something to do with it. I also know that she goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night to pray to God. Some people have seen her there and heard her saying things like she wishes to be the mother of the next Christ." The man says "That seems a bit odd." The bus driver replies "True, but think about it, you could use this situation to your advantage. If you go to the cemetery dressed as the lord, you'll probably get lucky." The man excitedly replies "Yeah you're right, thanks!" So when Tuesday night came around the guy dressed like Jesus, but with a hood on to hide his identity and went to the cemetery. Just as the bus driver said, he saw the woman dressed as a nun praying in front of a statue of Jesus. He hears her speak "Please Lord, please, my only wish is to be the mother of the second coming of your son." The guy takes advantage of the situation and responds to her. "I have heard your prayers and have come to fulfill your wish. Excitedly she says "Oh thank you Lord! You have no idea how happy this makes me, but before we get started, I request that we have anal sex first." The man, super happy about this agrees. He lifts up the gown and starts to have anal sex with her. As he finishes, he removes his hood and says "Ha! I'm the guy from the bus." They remove their hood, "Ha! I'm the bus driver!"