Here's your hilarious joke:

A man walks into a bar .... .... and says: "Quick, give me a shot before it's starting." He just gulps it down in one and goes: "Quick, another one, before it's really starting." The bartender obliges and hands him his third drink and asks: "Hey, sorry, but 3 is our credit limit. Can I see some cash?" To which the man throws back his drink and goes: "Aaaaw crap, it's already starting."

"Addia Jody" Permalink