Here's your hilarious joke:

I walked into a dairy bar... I walked into a dairy bar that was owned and tended by a cow. I know this seems strange, but let me explain. Yes, the cow was an anthropomorphic cow. Yes, it had the dexterity to serve drinks and manage tabs. And yes, all of the milk in the drinks came from the cow itself. Anyway, I asked the cow for some milk, and he served me a suspension of dislibeef.

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