Here's your hilarious joke:

A man walking along a beach finds a lamp When he rubs it, out pops a female genie. The genie says "I am the feminist genie. While I do have to grant your wishes exactly as you ask, I sense that you are divorced. Therefore, no matter what you wish for will be also given to your ex wife in double the amount." The man ponders his situation for a moment and says "Build me a 20 room mansion." "Done!" says the genie "and your ex wife now has a 40 room mansion" "Put 10 million dollars in my bank account" requests the man. "As you wish" exclaimed the genie "and at the same time I have given your ex wife 20 million dollars" "Awesome.", said the man. "Now listen carefully..." "Yes?" Said the genie leaning in closer. The man smiled and whispered: "Beat me half to death"

"Julee Ferdinande" Permalink