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A man walks into his doctor's office... A man walks into his doctor's office and sits down. The doctor looks over some papers, and says to the man "based on your most recent tests,I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which would you like to hear first?" The man thinks for a minute. "Umm... Good news." The doctor says "OK, you have 24 hours to live." The man is shocked. "Good news? What could possibly be the bad news then?" The doctor shrugs. "I forgot to call you yesterday."
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