Here's your hilarious joke:

A guy is cleaning out his deceased grandfather's attic... He discovers an old oil painting and an old violin. He decides to take them to an antique dealer to have them evaluated. The antique dealer studies them both carefully and says, "What you have here sir is a Stradivarius, and a Rembrandt. Unfortunately, Stradivarius wasn't a very good painter, and Rembrandt was crap at making violins."

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