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A man walks into a bar.... A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. This thing is huge, It’s about 10-12 feet long. An absolute monster. The bartender sees it and he starts freaking out and yells, “Dude you got to get that freaking thing out of here, someone is going to get bit by that beast, and I am the one who is going to get sued… It’s gotta go! The guy says, “ No, no, no…this here is the best trained, tamest, most docile gator you gonna ever see. He won’t be hurting no one, he wouldn’t hurt a fly. Let me prove its to you.” He snaps his fingers, and pats his hand atop the bar, and the alligator slowly climbs up on top of the bar. The man then unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligators mouth. The alligator doesn’t move, and just sits there with his mouth open. After about five minutes, the man pulls it out of the alligator’s mouth and zips up his pants. The bartender is completely amazed, completely speechless. The man then says, “See, I told you he was tame, told you he was trained…. Hey does anyone else want to give it a try? I’ll buy you a drink if you give it a try…” The drunk down at the end of the bar speaks up and says, “Yah, I’ll give it a shot, but I don’t know if I’ll be able to keep my mouth open that long….”