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Here's your hilarious joke:

So a farmer goes in to tractor supply... And he asks the clerk if they have a milking machine. The clerk says, "why sure! How many cows do you have?" The farmer tells him just 1 cow. The clerk finds this odd and asks him why he needs a very expensive milking machine for just one cow. The farmer says, " Well the other night I tried milking her, and she took her tail and hit me right in the face. So I tied up her tail to the ceiling. Then I got back to milking and she took her left leg and knocked the bucket over, so I tied that leg up. I tried one more time and she knocked it down again with her right leg! So I finally tied up that leg and stood up. When I stood up my overalls came undone and fell down, and my wife walked in. If you can convince her I was just milking that cow I won't need a milking machine!"