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Here's your hilarious joke:

[NSFW]So a man enters a bar... A man enters a bar, followed by an ostrich and a wet cat. He goes to the bartender, sits down and orders two beers. "8 bucks 20 cents" says the bartender. The man puts his hand in the pocket, takes out precisely 8 dollars 20 cents and puts them on the counter. He takes two beers, gives one to the ostrich and drinks the second one himself. After drinking the beer, the man asks for two more beers. Same story - bartender says it's 8 bucks 20, he puts the hand in the pocket, takes out precisely 8 bucks 20. "How do you do that?" Asks the bartender "Well, I once found an old bottle on the shore and when I opened it, a genie appeared and gave me three wishes, so my first wish was that I always had in my pocket as much money I needed." "And what were your second and third wishes?" asks the bartender "I wished that I would always be followed by a long legged chick and that chick would always have her pussy wet..."