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Here's your hilarious joke:

A boy is playing in a closet when his mother and her lover come in the room A boy is playing in a closet when his mother and her lover come into the room. They start making love, with the boy still unnoticed in the closet. Suddenly the door is heard from downstairs. "Shit, it's my husband, quickly, hide in the closet!" the mother commands her lover. While in the closet, the boy whispers to the lover: "It's pretty dark in here." "It is indeed," the lover replies, nervously, realizing what the boy witnessed a while ago. "I have a baseball glove, if you'd like to buy it for 100 dollars," the boy suggests cunningly. The lover realizes the blackmailing nature of the boy's offer, and agrees to buy it. This happens two more times, with the boy selling his baseball bat for 200 dollars and the actual baseball for 400 dollars. After a few days, the boy's father suggests that he should go play baseball with his son. "No, dad, I'm sorry, but I sold my baseball equipment to a friend for 700 dollars," the boy admits. "700 dollars?! That's literally stealing from your friends! You shouldn't behave like that to your friends, son, we're going to church and you're going to confess right now!" *** "It's pretty dark in here," the boy says, coming into the confessional. "Oh fuck, don't start again, I'm almost broke!" replies the priest.