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Here's your hilarious joke:

An old lady goes to the bank An old lady goes to the bank with a briefcase full of cash. Not wanting to make their client deal with large amounts of money in public, the manager calls her into his office to deal with her personally. "How much are you depositing today Mrs Green?" "£200,000," she replies, opening the briefcase with a proud smile. "Wow," he replies, shocked. "I can certainly arrange that for you, but may I ask, why is a lady as vulnerable as yourself carrying around so much cash?" The lady laughs. "Oh I like to make silly bets," she explains. "Such as," he presses. So the old lady proposes a bet to the bank manager by way of example. "If I return here tomorrow, I bet you £50,000 you will have sprouted a third testicle." Not wanting to take £50,000 off an old lady, the banker tries to refuse, but the old lady insists, showing him that £50,000 means nothing to her. "But of course," she says after he grugingly accepts, "I'll need to bring my lawyer to act as witness." So the following day she returns with her witness and the three proceed to the managers office. He of course strips and reveals 2 testicles, not three. The old lady takes them in her hand. "Oh dear, it appears it's only the two," she says, sighing. "I suppose the £50,000 is yours." At this point, the lawyer starts banging his head on the table. "What's up with him?" the manager asks. "Oh him? I bet him £200,000 that this morning at precisely 10am I could fondle my bank managers balls while he watches in the corner."