Here's your hilarious joke:

Drunk in a Taxi So, a drunk climbs gracelessly into the back of a taxi and says "Drive." As they pull from the curb, he leans forward and asks the driver, "Do you have room up front for a large pepperoni pizza and a six-pack of beer?" The driver replies, "Sure!" The drunk bends over the seat and says, "HHUURRRRGGHHHHHH!"

"Myrle Janela" Permalink