Here's your hilarious joke:

The secret to long life On the day of a man's 110th birthday, the local newspapers decide to pay the man a visit. "Wow, 110! What's your secret?" They asked. "Well," he replies "I always make sure to eat right. I get plenty of exercise each day, I hardly drink, and I've never smoked in my life." Suddenly there is a loud crash heard in the next room. "What was that!?" The media asked. "Oh that's my grandpa. He always gets rowdy when he's been drinking."

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