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Here's your hilarious joke:

A young politician walks out his apartment and proceeds to enter the cab awaiting him. The cab driver Vito greets him hello. "Good morning Mr. Russo." Vito has been driving the politician to work every day for the past two years. Before pulling away from the curb Vito looks back and says "It's kind of funny how every day after I drive you to work, my best friend Donny comes by 15 minutes later and drives your wife to work as well." With a puzzled look on his face the young Senator Russo replies "That can't be. My wife doesn't work. Your friend Donny must be mistaken." Vito quickly responds "Sir I'm afraid not. Donny and I were just talking about it this morning before I left to pick you up. If you would like I could pull around the corner and wait. Then you can see for yourself it's true." Senator Russo agrees to it and so within 15 minutes another cab pulls up the the front of his apartment and out walks his wife Mrs. Russo. She hops into the back of the cab as it begins to drive off. Panicky speaking Russo hoppers "Hurry Vito. I need you to follow them. I must know where she has been going every day." After following the cab for about a 20 minute drive through the city, past the suburbs on into a stretch of open land. The cab then turns into a large gated house up on a hill. Mrs Russo jumps out and pays the cab driver Donny before walking up and into the large home. Vito stops and says "I am so sorry to tell you this Mr Russo, but this house here is a well known cathouse." Mr. Russo gasps saying "Are you telling me my wife works in a whore house?" Vito shrugs and says "No sir I'm only stating the fact to you that this is a place of prostitution." Not knowing what to do. Mr. Russo says to Vito "As you already know, I'm a well known politician, and there is no way I can be seen entering such a place. It would ruin my career. If I were to pay you $50, would you kindly go in there and retrieve my wife for me?" Of course Vito who would never turn down an easy $50, gladly accepts the offer. Mr. Russo is waiting approximately only 10 minutes before he sees Vito walking out of the whore house dragging a woman behind him. Kicking and pulling her by the hair he opens the back of the cab and tosses her inside next to Mr. Russo. Battered and bleeding the woman looks up at Mr. Russo. Realizing this woman is not his wife, Mr Russo screams, "On my god. You've made a terrible mistake. This is not my wife. What have you done? Vito, before turning around to head back toward the house again, he catches his breath and says " No, this Bitch is my wife. I still have to go back in and get yours."