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Here's your hilarious joke:

Little red riding hood Little red riding hood is walking in the forest when she hears a rustling in the bushes. She turns, and says “who’s there, oh who’s there?” Suddenly, the big bad wolf jumps up and runs off… Later, little red is walking deeper in the woods and she hears a rustling in the bushes, so she turns and calls out again “who’s there, oh who’s there?”. Once again, the wolf jumps up and runs off into the bushes. When Red riding hood is almost at her grandmothers, she hears another rustling in the bushes. Growing more anxious as to the wolf’s intentions, she calls out “I demand to know who is there!” The wolf jumps up and shouts back “can you give me a fucking minute I’ve been trying to have a shit for the last half hour!”