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Here's your hilarious joke:

Man stumbles out of the bar... The local sheriff's deputy notices how drunk he is and starts to him watch stumble to his car. The man fishes his keys from his pocket dropping them several times. After many minutes, the man is finally able to get his door open. He then crawls behind the wheel. Meanwhile, others are leaving the bar as 'last call' has sounded, until the man is the only person still in the parking lot. He then proceeds to drunkenly drive away. Not 500 feet down the road, the deputy pulls him over, and runs his plate. Totally clean record. He gets out of the car and knocks on the window. "Sir, I need you to step out." "Sure, no problem officer." He doesn't smell like alcohol at all, nor does he have it on his breath. He runs him through a field sobriety test, and a breathalyzer. Passes both. "If you're not drunk at all, why were you acting the way you were in the parking lot?!" "Because, I'm the designated decoy."