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3 Guys on Leave ( NSFW ) Three guys who are on leave from the Army, arrive at a whore house. They haven't had any action in a long time, so they are eager to get laid. The madam of the house tells the three men, "Well, we have a $100, $200 and $300 special". The first guy said, "I'm a bit lean on money. I'll take the $100 special." This hot chick escorts him to a back room and in about 15 minutes, he comes out with a satisfied look on his face. The other two guys ask him "Well.. how was it?" "Man, it was fantastic! She came out, spread chocolate syrup all over my cock and licked it off! It was great!" The second guy goes, "Give me the $200 special!" He is escorted to the back room and comes out about 30 minutes later. "Well, what happened?" "Guys, it was awesome! She poured chocolate syrup on my cock, whipped cream and then licked it all off. It was unbelievable!" So the last guy says, "Heck, give me the $300 special!". He is escorted to the back room and in about 5 minutes, he comes back with a somewhat grim look on his face. "What the hell happened?" the guys asked. "Well, I went in the room... she poured chocolate syrup all over my cock. Then she put whipped cream all over it. Lastly, she added a cherry on top. After that, the damn thing looked so good, I ate it myself."