Here's your hilarious joke:

Two buddies are golfing When all of a sudden one of them falls down clutching his chest. The other guy whips out his phone and dials 911 "911 what's your emergency?" "Help! I think my friend just died!" "Okay, calm down, the first thing you need to do is determine if he's truly dea-" *THWACK THWACK THWACK* "Yeah, he's dead alright. Dead and toothless. Okay what's next?

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