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A man is having a mid-life crisis... and buys himself a brand new Corvette. He takes it on the highway and immediately gets it up to 100 MPH. Shortly after, he sees a cop in the mirror trying to catch up with him. The man thinks "I've got a Corvette, there's no way a cop car can catch up to me" so he guns it. With the cop car fading in to the background, he realizes "what the hell am I doing?" He pulls to the side of the road and waits for the cop. The officer comes up to his window and says "You were doing over 120 in a 55 and my shift ended a half-hour ago. If you can give me a good reason why you were speeding, I'll let you go" Without skipping a beat, the man says "Years ago my wife ran off with a state trooper, I thought you were bringing her back to me" The cop replies "Have a good day, Sir"
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