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Once there was a woman... that had such a strong sexual drive that she couldn't find the right husband so she decided to have a contest of who can fuck her the hardest and make her orgasm. 3 people arrived. A black person, a white person and an Asian. Both the black man and the white man looked at the Asian and laughed at him. "Ha, his little dick won't even be able to please the woman." They both thought. "I'll go first!" Said the black man and he had absolute confidence that he can fuck her living daylights out. After what seemed like hours he came out sweating like crazy. "It's way to fucking hard to make the woman orgasm." So he went and sat down towards the side, wanting the white and the Asian to fail so he can claim he has the best sex skills. The white dude snickered, "Ha, blacks thinking dick size means everything, I will show her my romantic skills and get her to orgasm with just my foreplay!" After a good while the white dude comes out sweating like a fountain as well, "Well fuck! That was the best foreplay and fucking I ever delivered but she didn't even flinch, she even looked bored!" So he went and sat next to the black dude waiting for the Asian to fail even more miserably. The Asian dude went in without saying a word and after a few moments he came outside with the lady. "I choose him to be my husband!" The lady said. Both the black and the white dude were shocked that a mere Asian had beat them at having sex! "I don't believe it! What is your secret Asian! TELL ME!" The black man roared. "Oh it was really easy! My parents told me to always use my head!" PS: No idea if it is a repost. A highschool teacher told me about it.
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