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Voodoo Dick NSFW There was a a business man who was getting ready to leave town for business. He knows his wife can be a bit unfaithful so he went to buy her a dildo; hoping it will keep her satisfied. He's in the store and just can't seem to find the right one. The clerk notices the man struggling and offers to help. He takes him to the counter and pulls out a box. He says "This is the Voodoo Dick. It's very special. I'll show you how it works. To activate it you tell it what you want it to fuck. For example." He says, "Voodoo Dick the door." The Voodoo Dick flies out of the box and starts fucking the keyhole. "To deactivate it you say 'Voodoo Dick go back in your box'" the Voodoo Dick then flies back into the box. The business man buys it and takes it home to his wife and tell her she needs to say "Voodoo Dick my pussy" to active it. Then the business man leaves and his wife is thinking of the men she can fuck. She then remembers the Voodoo Dick. She says "Voodoo Dick my pussy" and she loves it. 3 orgasms later she decides she has had enough, but her husband forgot to tell her how to make it stop. So she's driving to the hospital, swerving all over the road unable to handle the orgasmic pleasure. A cop sees her and pulls her over. She says "officer I can explain" and tells him the whole story. In disbelief the officer replied "Voodoo Dick my Ass."