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Talking farm animals. A man is backpacking through Wales, and late in the afternoon, he comes upon a farmhouse. He knocks on the door and is kindly greeted by an elderly Welsh couple. They generously allow him to spend the night. As the wife is preparing dinner for the three of them, the husband decides to show the traveler around the farm. The traveler in question happened to be a talented ventriloquist, and he decided to play a prank on the kind old farmer. As they approached the pig pen, the traveler goes to the pigs and asks them, "Why, hello pigs. Are you all having a good day?" The pigs reply, "Oh yes, a wonderful day. Thank you." The farmer is left in awe, for he doesn't realize that the man is a ventriloquist. He is so shocked that he cannot speak, and can only lead the man away towards the horses. As they approach the stables, the traveler goes up to the horses and says, "Hello there horses. Is the farmer treating you well?" The horses reply, "Yes sir, he is." The farmer is still too awed to say anything, so the men keep walking. They pass through the fields, and come upon the pasture where the sheep graze during the day. The traveler steps ahead to greet the sheep, but the farmer leaps ahead of him and blocks his path. He says, "Now, you don't want to be talking to the sheep. They're a bunch of lying bastards anyway!"