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Here's your hilarious joke:

The Old Man So it comes to pass that Jesus and Moses go out for a round of golf; they pick up an old guy as a single before the first tee. It's a par-three, over water. Jesus hits his tee shot and it heads for the water. Rather than sinking, the ball skitters across the top of the water and rolls up on the green. Moses hit his, and it too heads for the hazard. At the last second, the water parts, allowing the ball to roll up on the green. The old guy takes the tee, and just like his paying partners he too hits the ball in the drink. His ball, however, slowly sinks to the bottom. As it is sinking, a passing fish sees the ball and swallows it. The fish then swims to the surface, where he is spied by a passing eagle. The eagle grabs the fish and flies off. As he flies over the green the fish somehow manages to poop the ball out, and it goes in the cup for a hole-in-one. At this point, Jesus and Moses turn to the old guy and say "OK, God; are going to fuck around, or are you going to play golf?"