Here's your hilarious joke:

Breakfast was a very late affair that day... and the husband and wife were fragile indeed -- badly hungover from a particularly wild party the night before. Bleary eyed, with two trembling hands holding his very black coffee, our hero said to his wife, "Was it you I had anal sex with in the garden last night?" She struggled to bring him into focus and asked: "About what time?"

"Winona Stacy" Permalink