"Little Timmy walks up to his dad and asks"

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Here's your hilarious joke:

Little Timmy walks up to his dad and asks, "Dad, whats the difference between Theory and Reality?", The father replies "Well, go ask your mom if she would screw tom cruise for a million dollars". Timmy runs off, finds mother and gets the answer and comes back. "Yup she would". The Father sighs and says "Alright, go ask your older sister if she would bang Justin Beiber for a million dollars". Timmy runs off, finds his sister and gets the answer and returns "Yup she would" The father sighs and looks at little timmy. "Well, in theory we are millionaires but in reality we live with a bunch of whores"

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