🤪J🤪KES

Here's your hilarious joke:

The Old Man and the Nurse This is a real conversation heard between an old man and a nurse one evening in the ER Nurse - Age? Old Man - 82 Nurse - Weight? Old Man - I've been waiting for over an hour! Nurse - No no...how much do you weigh? Old Man - What? Am I gay? Hell no! Nurse - No sir, how much do you WEIGH? Old Man - I'M NOT GAY! The entire ER goes quiet and everyone is looking at the old man Nurse - (Trying to hide her smile) No no sir, how much do you weigh...weight?! Old Man - WAIT? I've been waiting for a long time in here, Jesus! Nurse - Sir! How. Much. Do. You. Weigh? Old Man - I'm. Not. Gay! The nurse leaves the room to laugh; you can hear others start laughing too Old Mans Wife - (yelling at her husband) Not gay, how much do you weigh? Old Man - Jesus, 60 years of marriage and you're asking me if I'm gay?! Nurse - Sir, you are not hearing us right! Old Man - I want to see the Doctor! I come in here for pains and the nurse wants to know if I'm gay and now she wants to fight?! Doctor - Sir...we just wanted to know how much you weigh, but no big deal, we can examine you anyways. Old Man - For the love of Pete! I am not gay! You tell that nurse to come back in here and bend over, I'll show her gay! Doctor - That won't be necessary sir...we get it ok, you're not gay. Old Man - Weigh? 138 pounds!