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Muslim Band I went to see a Muslim Tribute band last night at a Mosque. They were called "Bomb Jovi" and I thought they were brilliant. They performed songs like: "Losing my Head over You", "Rocket Launcher Man", "You're Six, you're Beautiful, and you're Mine". Their last song "Living on a Prayer Mat" almost brought the house down! Then I heard this Muslim guy saying he had the entire Koran on a DVD. I was interested, so I asked him, "Can you burn me a copy?" Well that was when the trouble started.

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