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Here's your hilarious joke:

A married couple rushes to the hospital... because the wife is going into labor. When they arrive, the doctor tells them that the hospital is looking for couples to try out this new machine that transfers a percentage of the mother's pain to the father during childbirth. The couple readily agrees to use it. When the birthing process starts, the doctor goes ahead and says, "Okay, let's start easy. Transferring 20% of the pain to the father." After a few minutes, the husband, seeing that his wife is still in a lot of pain, asks for more. The doctor says, "Okay, transferring 40% of the pain to the father." The husband, noticing that he is feeling totally fine and his wife is still in pain, asks for more. "Okay, transferring 70% to the father." After a few more minutes, the husband tells the doctor, "Doc, I can handle this, give me all of it." So the doctor transfers 100% of the pain to the father. The husband seems completely normal, and the wife ends up giving birth with relatively zero pain. Happily, the couple heads home. When they arrive, they find the mailman dead on the porch.