Here's your hilarious joke:

The small magical pig and the 3 wishes There was once a little-bitty magical pig and it was very lonely. It had never met other animals or humans. One day it going through a large forest and met a rabbit and a bear that was up and fight! The pig ran howling over to them: - "Stop !!!! I can not fight! You are the first animals I've ever met, so I will give you 3 wishes each!" The rabbit and the bear kept with fighting and so the pig! - "Well," said the bear. "Well then, I wish that all the bears in the entire forest becomes delicious she-bears!" The rabbit thinks about it and says, "I wish me a Helmet!" The bear chuckle and think: "It was a silly rabbit!" - "Well, I wish that there is ONLY she-bears in the hole country and then me!" The rabbit says, "I wish for a motorcycle!" The bear laughing and thinking: "What the hell does that stupid rabbit want with a motorcycle?" - "Well, I wish there to be ONLY she-bears WORLDWIDE!" The rabbit then sat up on his motorcycle and gases up ...... - "I wish that the bear is gay!" Vrrrrooooouuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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