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Here's your hilarious joke:

Some gross leper jokes... I warned you... **What did the leper card player do when he got a crappy deal?** He threw in his hand. **Did you hear about the leper cowboy?** He threw his leg over his horse. **Did you hear about the leper wanker?** It came off in his hand. **What did the leper say to he prostitute?** Keep the tip! **What do you call a leper in a bathtub?** Porridge. **Did you hear what happened to the leper who walked into a screen door?** He strained himself. **Why did the leper get kicked out of the colony?** For dipping his bread in his friends neck.