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Here's your hilarious joke:

Car Crash A man and a women are involved in a car crash while driving down the highway. They both get out of their cars to talk. The woman exclaims, 'Oh thank God that neither of us were injured in this wreck, surely this is a miracle!' to which the man replies, 'yes, look at both of our cars, they're destroyed! Surely there must be a higher power at work here!' The woman continues, 'This must be a sign from God that we are to be friends and enjoy our lives together!' 'Yes' the man says, 'this makes so much sense!' The woman surveys the wreckage and walks back over with a bottle of wine. 'Look, even with both of our cars completely destroyed, this bottle of wine remains intact, surely God gave this to us to celebrate our good fortune!' The man agrees, and having a corkscrew on his pocket knife, opens up the bottle and drinks half of it. Handing it back over to the woman he says 'Well here you are, the other half of the bottle to enjoy!" The woman replies, 'No, I think I'm alright for now, I'll just wait for the police to get here."