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Here's your hilarious joke:

A bear is chasing a rabbit in a forest... The rabbit is a bit faster than the bear, so the bear can't quite catch him. However, the rabbit is running so fast he isn't looking where he's going, and runs head-first into a tree. The rabbit is momentarily stunned and in pain, and the bear comes running up and is about to catch and devour the rabbit then and there, when they both look up in the tree and notice a genie. "I couldn't help but notice the two of you running through here." The genie said, "I'm in a good mood today, so I'll give each of you three wishes if you agree to make peace with one another." The two animals nod in assent. In a gesture of apparent goodwill, the rabbit even offers to let the bear go first. "Well, first of all, I'd like to live forever." The bear says. The genie nods and snaps his fingers - he gets that one a lot. "Next, I'd like all the other bears in the world to be incredibly hot female bears." "Fair enough." The genie replies, snapping its fingers again. "Finally, I'd like all the other bears to really, really, really like me." The bear, content with its wishes starts sniffing the air for the scent of other bears. "And now for you, Rabbit?" the genie asks. "I'd like a carrot." The rabbit says, nonchalantly. "A carrot?" The genie asks incredulously. "You know you can ask for anything in the world, right?" "Yeah." said the rabbit. "A carrot sounds nice." So the genie snaps his fingers, and poof, a nice, crisp carrot appears. "And your next wish?" "I'd like the fastest motorcycle in the world that never runs out of gas." The genie smiles, happy to oblige, and snaps his fingers. Instantly, poofs into existence the sleekest-looking motorcycle the world has ever seen. The rabbit proceeds to get on the bike, starts up the engine. Just as he's throttling up the engine to speed off, he points back at the bear and says - "For my final wish, I want that bear to be gay."