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An Aussie and a Mexican Hitch a Ride on Air Force One An Aussie backpacker and his Mexican mate managed to hitch a ride on Air Force One. They were sitting with their packs beside a pile of parachutes sharing a taco and a vegemite sandwich when an explosion rocked the plane and it started going down. There was a mad rush as people started grabbing parachutes and jumping from the plane. “I’m sorry,” said the stewardess, “you hitchhikers will have to be last.” This seemed fair enough, so the hitchers waited until everyone else had jumped. “Crickey, looks like we get the last two chutes mate” said the Aussie. Just then the President came along. He was running late as he had been watching the drama unfold on Fox. “Sorry,” he said. “But I am a great great man, one of the best men. I am the brains of America. The country can’t survive without me so I will need one of the chutes.” And so saying, he strapped on a pack and leapt from the plane. “What should we do now?” the Mexican asked the Aussie. “There are two of us and only one parachute.” “Don’t worry mate, don’t worry at all,” said the Aussie. “The brains of America just took my backpack.”