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The Tale Of Hare & Tortoise Once there was a hare and a tortoise. Hare used to make fun of the tortoise about his speed. After getting fed up of all the remarks of hare, tortoise proposed a bet to race to finally conclude who is faster. Hare being confident in himself agreed to the bet. They both started the race from the agreed point. Hare ran as fast as he could to reach the end point soon but tortoise being as what God made him dragged with his speed. Hare after reaching the mid point of the race track stopped and decided to take rest because of his confidence of winning the race. Being tired of the running he soon fell asleep under a tree. Meanwhile, tortoise maintained his speed and kept on dragging himself to the end point. Soon enough, tortoise reached the end point but the hare kept sleeping. When he woke he mistakenly realised he was still winning the race and tortoise was way back. But when he reached the end point he knew he had lost the race because of his over confidence. Hare was not satisfied with the result so he proposed the bet again for next day to which tortoise agreed. When the race started hare ran as faster as he could, and this time he didn't take rest and reached the end point. He won and gained his over confidence back. When tortoise reached the end point after few hours he saw that hare has already won. This time tortoise was not satisfied with the result and proposed to race again next day but this time he added that the track would be chosen by him. Hare being over confident agreed to the new term and reached the next at the chosen track. But the tortoise proved to be clever because the race track he chose was to cross the river to opposite bank. Hare knew he couldn't swim so he stayed there and tortoise jumped into the river to reach the end point, but he drowned because tortoise can't fucking swim.