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Deductive Reasoning - long joke A guy recently purchased a house and is moving in when his neighbor comes out to greet him. Neighbor: Hi! I'm Billy. What's your name? New Owner: Nice to meet you Billy. I'm Tom. Billy: What do you do Tom? Tom: I work in deductive reasoning. Billy: What's deductive reasoning? Tom: Well Billy ... I can look at your backyard from here and see that you have a dog house and from that I can deduce that you own a dog. Billy: That's Right! What else? Tom: Well, because you have a dog, and live in a large house, and you have a ring on your finger, I can deduce that you have kids and a wife. Right? Billy: Yes, that's all right! Tell me more! Tom: Okay ... you have a dog, a wife, kids, this big house, that dog house, the ring, I can further deduce that you are not gay. Right? Billy: Wow! Totally right! Tom: THAT ... is deductive reasoning! --- later that night, Billy is with his friends at the local bar --- Billy: I met my neighbor today. Nice guy. Works in deductive reasoning. Friend: What's deductive reasoning? Billy: It's really simple ... do you have a dog? Friend: No, why? Billy: Then you're gay!