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X-Post from /r/Standup: If I ever got on stage I'd give my version of the Teletubbies... Here's my skit on the Teletubbies. So I hate the Teletubbies. It's one of the most mindless children's shows I've ever seen. I sometimes had to watch it because my ex's nephew loved the show and when we baby sat him that's all he wanted to watch. To me all it is, is a bunch of weird looking giant different colored babies dancing around on an acid trip, with dumb shapes on their heads. How is this informative? I say we do "Teletubbies: History of World War II" and give a little history lesson right? The show opens with the first Teletubbie walkin out. He's Japan. And he's yellow. And he's dancin. And on top of his head is a little airplane flying downward. The next Teletubbie walks out and he's Russia, so he's red. And on top of his head is a little sickle and hammer. Now the third Teletubbie comes out dancing and he's Germany. We'll just make him green. And on top of his head is a little statue of himself with a tiny mustache pointing somewhere. Now the fourth Teletubbie walks out and he's blue. He's Great Britain. He has a little tea cup on his head. The fifth Teletubbie comes out and he's just brown. He sits in the corner and smokes a cigarette and does nothing. After all the Teletubbies are done dancing he says how much he danced and all the other Teletubbies call him out on his bullshit. He's France. At the end of the show while all the other Teletubbies are dancing a red, white, and blue Teletubbie rushes on to stage with a mushroom cloud on his head. He flips off the yellow Teletubbie. Spins around and it says "Game Over. We win." on his ass. I don't mean this to be offensive to any country or it's history. Just something I loosely came up with as a skit.