Here's your hilarious joke:

I found my old joke book I wrote when I was 10. So a guy tripping on LSD and is starving in Alaska, and begins walking aimlessly into the frozen desert until he meets a waiters. Guy: what do you have to eat waiters: We have ice ice and ice Guy: how is the ice prepared waiters:it is frosen and placed on a plate guy:what about water got any waiters:yes the ice water frozen solid and comes with aside of icicles guy:this suck waiters:then stop likin my igloo guy: no, you can't make me do anything. waiters: This is why I hate global warming. guy: what does global warming have to do with this. waiters: No privacy Guy: What do you mean? waiters: You are literally drinking my bed room.

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