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Here's your hilarious joke:

There are three priests at an airport... Three priests are traveling home from a trip to the Vatican. They have yet to purchase tickets when they get to the airport, so the youngest priest volunteers to purchase them for the rest of the group. As he walks up to the counter, he notices that the lady working there has a very large bosom and is dressed in a rather revealing shirt. He approaches the woman and says, "Hello ma'am! I would like three tickets to Titsburgh." Realizing what he's said, he walks away from the counter in shame and explains what happened to the other priests. After a long laugh, the middle-aged priest offers to buy the tickets, seeing as the young priest couldn't muster up the courage to go back. The middle-age priest also notices the woman's large rack, and proceeds with the transaction. "Hello ma'am! I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh, and I should like to pay for them in nipples and dimes." Realizing that he too had goofed, he returned to his fellow priest with his head hung low. The oldest priest of the three had had about enough of the situation, and took it upon himself to acquire the tickets. He approached the counter with a very confident composition. "Hello ma'am. I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh, and I would like to pay for them in nickels and dimes." Feeling relieved that he finally had the tickets, he offered the woman a bit of parting wisdom. "Little lady, you really should cover up. When you wear clothes like that, I can only imagine St. Finger is shaking his Peter at you."