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Zach Galifinakis Joke Zach Joke-1: -Actor Zach Galifianakis wrote his autobiography recently and it was over 500 pages long to begin with but now it has come down to only 1 page... Why? BECAUSE HE ATE THE REST OF IT! Zach Joke-2: -Actor Zach Galifianakis is on a strict Thai food diet It’s not like he strictly eats foods from Thailand but whatever he eats goes right to his thighs! Zach Joke-3: -Actor Zach Galifianakis is so talented and famous that when he dies, this following will be written down on his grave: "Here lies Zach, once the owner of www.zachgalifianakis.com" Zach Joke-4: -Something to say to Zach: "Hey Zach, how does it feel to be the only actor in Hollywood who has the most chin hair since Julia Roberts?" Zach Joke-5: -Something more to say to Zach: "Zach, you gained 10 pounds last week, so what's next for your movie career?". Zach Joke-6: -Something more, more to say to Zach: "Zach, I am so angry with you that I want to get all the fat out of your body and beat you silly with it!!!". Zach Joke-7: -To Zach Galifianakis: "Hey Zach, as an actor, do you ever worry that you will ever get less fat?" Zach Joke-8: -Zach says: "I am not fat, just my body is". Zach Joke-9: -Saying to Zach: You know how you live in a farm, away from all the shallow Hollywood scene...here is what will be written on your grave, preferably after you die. "Here lies the famous actor Zach Galifiankis, who humbly lived in a farm, away from the fast life of hollywod. Although he sucked as a chicken farmer but he did a superb job raising cocks in hollywood". Zach Joke-10: Actor Zach Galifianakis, in his career, tried many different looks, like Fat Jesus, Homeless Professor, Fat Santa etc...But of all the looks one that he personally preferred and one that truly worked out for him was this following look: Actress Julia Robert's Butthole from the 80s! A Zach Galifianakis Poem: Zach Galifianakis, Zach Galifianakis The greatest actor of all Oh..how blissful his art was Until he shat himself all over the wall. Zach Galifianakis, Zach Galifianakis We are his fans and he so appreciates Oh..how gay and merry his acting was Until he was caught sniffing another dude's privates! Zach & Will, the best of friends Together they spend, all their nights and days Then one day Will said, I won't play with you no more To that Zach said, is it because I fart in your face? zach galifianakis, zach galifianakis the greatest actor you will ever see oh what a Gandhi fan he was until zach choked on his own pee .....To Be Cuntinude